The Cloak Room

Mon -Fri:  3p - 2a
Sat:          8p - 2a
1300 Colorado St,
Austin, TX 78701

 You will like this place: There's so much history here its hard to know where to begin, its old. The head bartender is Ms. Beverly and she's been running it since the late eighties. I bring her up because she's tough and she doesn't take any shit. She and the other lady who run it have full-on opinions so don't get involved in their chit-chat. It won't be directed at you


 The jukebox is standard fare with Michael Jackson, Hank Williams and the Eagles. The pour is strong. Outside of beer that is kept on ice in coolers, you will be hard pressed to find a colder bottle. That's because the freezer is kept at just above freezing.

 The place is dark. You will gravitate to the bar just so you can see. There's no food and no frou-frou drinks on demand here, and it will help to add yes ma'am and no ma'am to every request.


 If you have a pet peeve for drinking around people who don't know what respect is, don't worry...they won't be around long. Go upstairs. The staircase is lined with polaroid’s that display revelry that took place from the 90's until present. You will go back downstairs through full on western style bat-wing doors.


 Do not play Johnny Cash even though its on the jukebox. Why? Because Ms. Bev will tell you that "Everybody who comes and plays that damn song doesn't know what it means to Walk the Line." Yes she's being for real. There's also something kind of sinister about this place, but I have no idea what it is...either you'll get it or you won't. Just let the ease of the Cloak Room fall over you. You won't regret it.